Welcome to the Wonderful World of HTML 2.0!

This is a paragraph. When viewed with a browser, this block of text will be separated from the the next block of text by a blank line. Hypertext paragraphs are not tabbed.

This is an example of a blockquote text-block. It is separated from the surrounding text-blocks by blank lines and is indented, as a block of text in WordPerfect would be uniformly indented using the F4 command.
This is a second paragraph. Note that the paragraph tag, <p> occurs singlely, since it is a separator, while the blockquote tag is a container--that is, it is a paired command that instructs the browser to start indenting the text-block and to stop indenting the text-block contained within the <blockquote> and </blockquote> tags.

This is a single line of text which ends with a line-break tag.
This is another single line.
Press the backslash key to review the document source.
Use the forward slash to search for the word "backslash"
Press the backslash key again to return to the "rendered" version.

Did you notice that that even though the text in the document source appears to contain many line breaks, the browser will only force a line break when it encounters a line break command? What appear to be line breaks in the rendered version of the file are really soft-carriage returns generated by the browser--like word-wrap in a text-editor...
Like the paragraph tag, the line-break tag is a separator, and hence occurs singlely...
this is an embedded link which will take you to my homepage, Camera Obscura, an opinionated collection of links, ephemera, and other assorted silliness... this is another embedded link, which will take you to a specific document located on my homepage...


the following is an example of an ordered list...
three of my favorite sites are:
  1. RootsWorld
  2. Jammin' Reggae Archives
  3. The Electronic Mail & Guardian
this is an example of an unordered list which contains two subordinate unordered lists: You can even mix these two types of list--opening and closing an ordered list within an unordered list, for example, or vice versa... and, speaking of examples, that's precisely what follows this paragraph--an unordered list that contains a subordinate ordered list...


the third type of list is the definition list... there are three components to a definition list:
the opening tag, <dl>,
which, as its name implies starts the definition list;
the "definition-list term" tag, <dt>,
which is followed by the term to be defined; and
the "definition-list definition" tag, <dd>,
which contains the explanatory text which defines the definition term, and
the closing tag, </dl>
what's that you say? you counted four items?
  1. <dl>
  2. <dt>
  3. <dd> and
  4. </dl>
ah, but the fourth item, </dl>, is really part of the first item... confused? well, let me elaborate:
<dl> and </dl> are containers,
which tell the browser to organize everything contained between the opener, <dl>, and the closer, </dl>, into a definition list...
<dt> and <dd> are separators,
which tell the browser to format the text that follows in a predefined manner...

remember that every time you start a list--be it ordered, unordered, or a definition list--you must end the list with the appropriate closing tag! if you open a subordinate list within a list, you must close the subordinate list, too--otherwise every subsequent link will be formated as belonging to either the subordinate or primary list!
Well, there, I've gone and done it... Promised to keep this jargon-free, that is, and failed miserably... I don't know about you, but right about now, the only thing I need more than a cold frothy beverage is some levity, and I know just the place to find it--the web site of the most orgasmic radio station known to man--WFMU, which will soon be cybercasting, though a fat lot of good that'll do for a DOS-based dinosaur such as myself...

Well, anyway, to return to the nub of my original gist, I must have been a very good boy when I was eight years old, for that year, Santa not only placed an AM/FM transistor radio in my stocking, but left the dial tuned to FMU, where it's been stuck ever since...

Why am I so fanatically devoted to FMU? Well, for starters, it's the United States' only one-hundred percent listener-sponsored, listener-owned, listener-reliant, listener-run, freeform radio station... And just what does that mean? Basically, that the DJs are free to play whatever they like and whatever they can slip past the FCC... If you've ever been fascinated by the word juxtaposition or beleive in a collective unconscious, WFMU is your etheral abode...

But don't just take my word for it... Why not visit the station whose call letters, I shall forever steadfastly maintain, are actually an acronym for Frequency Modulated Utopia, and find out for yourself? What's that you say? You already clicked on the last embedded link and found the interface not to your liking? Why, then, try this link, which leads to a far more speech-friendly entrance to the brave old world of WFMU...

The webmaster of FMU's website, Henry Lowengard, has quite a warped sense of humor... The New York That Really Never Was, is what can only be termed a specimen of his ouvre...

You can also burrow into WFMU's Gopherspace, or download and play some amusing sound bites from:

But, whatever you do when you visit FMU, don't forget to vote in The Worst Song of All Time Contest!

Adding Links to Your Homepage the Easy Way

You can use Lynx's bookmark option to add links to your home page... How? follow these simple steps:

  1. invoke the 'Lynx Options' menu by typing 'o'
  2. activate the '(B)ookmark file' field by typing 'b'
  3. delete the default 'lynx_bookmark.html' by pressing control-U, and type in 'index.html'
  4. press return
  5. exit the Lynx Options Menu and return to Lynx by typing 'r', or--if you want to save the re-defined bookmark file as the default bookmark file--exit the Lynx Options Menu by typing a greater-than symbol
  6. type 'a' to add a document or link to the bookmark file by typing 'd' for document or 'l' for link.
Whenever you choose to add a link to your homepage using Lynx's bookmark option, it will be appended to the end of the bookmark file, so you will have to invoke an editor by typing 'e' and use its cut-and-paste command(s) to move the link to an appropriate position on your page...
comments? questions? criticism? corrections?
harangue me, please! email gregory j. rosmaita, <oedipus@hicom.net>

Need to refresh your memory? use this index to jump-to the name-anchors scattered throughout this document...
This document is oxymoronically Lynx Enhanced, by virtue of being constructed using W3C Validated HTML 2.0!