Terence, this is stupid stuff...
literate and ill-literate diversions

1) The Annotated Philosophers' Song

2) Commanders of the Faithful -- a bit of doggerel by William Makepeace Thackeray

3) The Famous Ratketcher -- an English broadside ballad, circa 1615

4) Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

5) Lewis Caroll's The Hunting of the Snark: An Agony in Eight Fits

6) Automatic Shakespearean Insulter

6a) Another Automatic Shakespearean Insult Generator

6b) The Shakespeare Insult Mailbot

7) learn how to construct your own, authentic Elizabethan Insults

7A) Proper Elizabethan: Accents, Grammar, Vocabulary & Forms of Address

8) celebrate Holy Days of Obfuscation

8A) contribute to my sparse collection of Unholy Days of Obfuscation

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