How you know
engineering is right for you:
-Your instructors count homework assignments starting with "Homework 0" and it seems natural.
-You need a calculator to help you convert decimal to hex because you can't remember division.
-When you're up at
-You want to upgrade everything, from your car to an amplifier for an instrument you can’t play well.
-You didn’t just break the bike, you applied too much torque. And you can picture the free body diagram.
-Your computer has a window. Who wouldn’t want to see inside?
-You have posed as a linux woman or man (the penguin must be in the picture, not photoshopped).
-You have a light in your computer, so you can even see
through that window when you’re up at
-Beowulf may be cool, but you think a beowulf is the coolest thing ever.
-You have worn out multiple keyboards.
-The women in your calculators are the closest thing you will ever have to a decent relationship.
/* That old 83’s been around for 5 years now. I hope it doesn’t get jealous of the 89. It shouldn’t because the 89 doesn’t put out; I still need a manual to use it. It says it can show me some nice curves in R3, but I just don’t see that happening. */
-There are as many computers in your room as there are people you have dated.
/* 3. If the other 2 hadn’t bailed out, I wouldn’t qualify here. I need more computers. */
-You can post junk like this in a directory that’s been online (mostly for junk like this) for 7 years. :-D