Dogbert's Clues for the Clueless
A Dilbert Book by Scott Adams
Published by Andrews and McMeel
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Dogbert's Completely Unbiased Description:
The world is getting more complicated. In the good old days you could set a peasant on fire with a flaming arrow, stomp him out with your horse, and still get away with a simple "excuse me." But these days, what with five billion people - many of whom do not consider themselves peasants - you are expected to meet a higher standard. It isn't fair, but it's life.
That's why I wrote this book. It's your guide for gracefully navigating the annoying and ever changing world we live in. Think of it as a gift from me to you, except that you have to pay for it ... You're welcome.
109 pages of funny cartoons. Individual topics include "Elevator Etiquette," "Excusing Yourself from Bores," "Staring,"Women's Leg Hair," "Constructive Criticism" and many others told through Dogbert's unique perspective. With three original and professionally drawn frames per cartoon, that computes to 327 individual hilarious pieces of artwork. If you don't think that's worth every penny you cough up for the book you need to get out of your cubicle and squint at the sunlight on a more regular basis. And take your vitamins and quit drinking so damn much coffee.
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Publication date: September 1993 |
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112 pages |
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Dogbert, a world-class consultant and bestselling author, has spent much of his life giving advice to gullible people with disposable incomes. His brain has many more crevices than yours, so you'd better do what he says.
Scott Adams, formerly a mid-level manager assigned to cubicle 4S700R at Pacific Bell headquarters, began recording his impressions of corporate cubicle-dwelling life in the comic strip Dilbert in 1989. He is the author of the #1 New York Times bestseller The Dilbert Principle, plus: