Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook
A Dilbert Book as told to Scott Adams
Published by HarperBusiness
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Publisher's Description:
As any employee knows, the goal of all deadbeat managers is to appear busy and advance their own careers while avoiding responsibility or any real work. To accomplish this, managers have traditionally turned to the internationally renowned management guru, Dogbert, and have followed his underground teachings faithfully. At long last, his definitive guide to mastering the key techniques of management will be made available to the general public in Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook as compiled by Dilbert Creator, Scott Adams.
Dogbert deftly guides the reader through the primary responsibilities of corporate bureaucracy: acting like a manager, motivating employees, communicating with others, advancing your own career, and firing employees. His brisk no-nonsense style and down-to-earth appreciation of the realities of the businessplace make this practical guide an invaluable resource. His advice and observations are generously illustrated with selections from the Dilbert cartoon strip.
From dealing with whining employees to bending the laws of space and time, managers face an awesome range of tasks. Fortunately, Dogbert can show you how to delegate all the real work to your underlings. He also shows how to derive the maximum sadistic pleasure from such unavoidable chores as the annual performance review and how to keep your employees motivated through meaningless but generous- sounding incentive programs. Dogbert also covers such key management issues as:
Keeping a cold, wet nose in the air for the latest changes in management techniques, Dogbert offers the most comprehensive guidebook available to managers. As he himself notes, "Leadership isn't something you are born with. It's something you learn by reading Dogbert books."
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Dogbert, a world-class consultant and bestselling author, has spent much of his life giving advice to gullible people with disposable incomes. His brain has many more crevices than yours, so you'd better do what he says.
Scott Adams, formerly a mid-level manager assigned to cubicle 4S700R at Pacific Bell headquarters, began recording his impressions of corporate cubicle-dwelling life in the comic strip Dilbert in 1989. He is the author of the #1 New York Times bestseller The Dilbert Principle, plus: